[Hairdo/don't?]

I must admit, I am loving having my long hair

Always have, always will.

Only thing that makes my heart skip a beat is when I see someone with wicked hot bangs. It just about makes me run for Renee and her magical scissors.

Maybe this is because I have literally asked for the same thing every time I am with her - the last 10 years- So I know she loves me (and I her) but I'm sure I am not her most creative client.

Once I did venture out on a limb and got bangs. Problem is, although I am high maintenance in some ways, the thought of having to style my bangs literally every day makes me feel nauseous. I kid you not. So they quickly grew into a side bang and then into short layers...

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In walks Jessica Simpson clip in bangs.

Okay, I'll admit. I do have 2 of her clip in extension pieces - winners for $13- you simply can not go wrong! But the bangs? Is this a little of a stretch?

I mean, the chances are I would be wearing them mostly for an evening out on the town, where most people my age are wearing severely blurred beer goggles. But because I am my own biggest critic - as we all are I'm sure- would I actually be able to leave the house with faux bangs?

Hmm... for $30 I might just have to find out.

Oui?